Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
i do fun things all the time. for example, right now i’m sitting
when none of ur internet friends are online
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
i just want to fuckin kiss you but i fuckin can’t because ur not fuckin here
i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes
Meeting people on tumblr
- into the same shit as you
- kind and understanding
- good company
- easy to talk to
- LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER
if im still single at 30 who wants to make a back up plan with me to get married if we’re both still single